How to Knit a Sock, Part 2

After planning, scrapping, planning, ripping, ripping, ripping...

Try socks on. Realize that cables are making socks way too small, despite math.

Say very bad word in front of sunshinedew and shadowmancer_x's four-year old.

Decide yarn is cursed.

Send husband to house on sock yarn mission.

Begin pair of different socks for said husband.

Watch socks whiz like magic from needles.

Ponder mysteries of the universe.